Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous

🧀 Product Features

• Solid acacia wood construction with warm, natural grain

• Removable slate surface engraved for soft grey contrast

• Includes matching cheese knife and fork

• Recessed slots keep utensils neatly stored

• Engraved parody seal adds a bold but understated focal point

• Designed for entertaining, gifting, and conversation-starting spreads

🧼 Care Instructions

• Hand wash only

• Do not soak

• Slate insert may be wiped clean with a damp cloth

📦 Production & Shipping Notice

This charcuterie board is made to order and produced by one of our manufacturing partners. Because each piece is crafted individually, slight variations in wood grain and engraving depth are part of its natural, handcrafted character. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each board is created just for you.

Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. All humor is expressive commentary and not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.