Prepared by a Human, Dismissed by a Cat – Charcuterie Board

This charcuterie board was prepared by a human and immediately dismissed by a cat.

Featuring a natural wood board with a removable slate serving surface, this piece balances function, dry humor, and quiet judgment. The circular engraving wraps around subtle paw prints, making it clear that while the food may be for people, approval is never guaranteed.

Designed for entertaining, gifting, or leaving out as a passive-aggressive statement piece, this board works equally well for cheese, snacks, or lowering expectations.

Includes built-in cheese tools on select styles and a slate insert that’s easy to clean and easy to blame.

Because some effort was made.

🧀 PRODUCT FEATURES

• Natural wood charcuterie board

• Removable slate serving surface with engraved design

• Dry, snarky cat-themed humor

• Built-in cheese knife and fork (on oval style)

• Suitable for entertaining, gifts, or decorative use

• Each board has unique wood grain variation

🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS

• Hand wash wood surface only

• Wipe slate clean with a damp cloth

• Do not soak or place in dishwasher

• Dry thoroughly after cleaning