Official fleet designation has been issued. This vehicle is hereby recognized as property of the Department of Transportation Anxiety, a fictional agency tasked with monitoring lane changes, overanalyzing traffic patterns, and preparing for exits several miles in advance.
Styled like an official government placard, this magnet combines caution-striping, agency-inspired graphics, and deadpan humor into a design that looks surprisingly legitimate at first glance. Whether you're a cautious commuter, a dedicated overthinker, or simply someone who appreciates bureaucratic absurdity, this sign lets fellow motorists know exactly what they're dealing with.
Made from durable PVC vinyl with a strong magnetic backing, this 10" x 3" magnet is designed to withstand everyday weather conditions while remaining easy to remove or reposition. It makes a great gift for anxious drivers, government employees, office workers, and anyone whose internal GPS is constantly recalculating.
Product Features
| 10'' × 3'' | |
|---|---|
| Width, in | 10.00 |
| Height, in | 3.00 |
