Raccoonnoisseur Garment-Dyed Long Sleeve Shirt | Funny Raccoon Graphic Tee
For those with exceptionally refined taste in trash, snacks, and questionable treasures.
This soft garment-dyed long sleeve features a lounging raccoon paired with the made-up definition of “Raccoonnoisseur” for a look that feels vintage, clever, and just a little unhinged. The relaxed woodland artwork and distressed typography give it an easy, lived-in feel that works just as well for coffee runs and lazy weekends as it does for cool-weather adventures.
Made from 100% ring-spun cotton, the medium-weight fabric feels substantial without being stiff. The garment-dyed finish creates that already-broken-in softness from the first wear, while ribbed cuffs and reinforced stitching help it hold its shape over time.
It’s an easy gift for raccoon lovers, wildlife fans, snack enthusiasts, collectors of questionable treasures, and anyone who considers dumpster-diving humor a legitimate personality trait.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun cotton
- Medium-weight fabric, 6.1 oz/yd²
- Garment-dyed for a soft, vintage-inspired look and feel
- Classic, comfortable fit
- Ribbed knit cuffs help sleeves stay comfortably in place
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hems for durability
- Neck and shoulder twill tape helps reduce stretching
- Sewn-in twill label
- Vintage-style Raccoonnoisseur raccoon graphic
- Designed for casual everyday wear and layering
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C/90°F
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry low
- Iron, steam, or dry on low heat
- Do not dry clean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.50 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 31.87 | 33.75 | 35.62 | 37.25 | 38.75 | 39.75 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |