Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl

Product Description

Some bowls are just bowls.
This one is certified.

The Six Seven Bowl brings official-looking satire straight to the table, featuring the unmistakable Certified Six-Seven – Everyone Agrees parody seal framed by a bold red, white, and blue star border. It looks authoritative, reassuring, and extremely confident about whatever you decide to put inside it.

Made in the USA with a durable satin finish, this 8.5-inch bowl is microwave safe, dishwasher safe, and oven safe, making it perfect for everyday meals, snacks, soups, or display. Whether you’re setting a themed table, gifting a fellow satire enthusiast, or quietly judging cereal choices, this bowl delivers form, function, and conversation-starting charm.

Very versatile. Extremely approved. Everyone agrees.

Product Features

• Made in the USA

• 8.5" diameter bowl with 16 oz capacity

• Durable satin finish with vibrant printed parody design

• Microwave and dishwasher safe for easy everyday use

• Oven-safe up to 250°F for 1 hour

• FDA food contact compliant

• CPSC Certified

• Free from melamine, BPA, and harmful chemicals

• Recyclable and family-friendly

• Suitable for indoor and outdoor dining

Specifications

• Diameter: 8.5 inches

• Capacity: 16 ounces

• Finish: Satin

• Material: Food-safe ceramic alternative

• Compliance: FDA & CPSC Certified

📦 Packaging Notice

Each bowl is lovingly packaged and arrives ready to be gifted, displayed, or immediately put to use as a long-lasting keepsake.

Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. All imagery and language are expressive commentary and are not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.