📜 (Cotton Version)

Add a touch of humor to your dining room with this political parody table runner—where podiums, microphones, flying hair, and tiny flags come together in a chaotic confetti-style pattern.

Crafted from 100% premium cotton, this runner brings a warm, authentic feel to holiday dinners, debate-watch parties, or any gathering where politics are better left on the table. The professionally hemmed edges give it a polished, durable finish, while the vivid one-sided print stays crisp through events, seasons, and spirited discussions.

Whether you're hosting family, friends, or the entire “cabinet,” this runner sets the perfect scene for laughs, conversation, and a dash of stylish satire.

Cotton Product Details:

• Material: 100% premium cotton

• Sizes: 16" × 72" and 16" × 90"

• Print: One-sided vivid, high-resolution parody design

• Edges: Professionally hemmed for lasting quality

• Feel: Classic, breathable, natural fabric

• Care: Machine wash cold; lay flat or tumble dry low

💧 (Polyester Version)

Bring fun and political flair to your décor with this bold, colorful parody table runner! Featuring podiums, microphones, pens, flags, fans, and signature swoopy hair, this confetti-style design adds personality to every meal.

Made from durable, wrinkle-resistant polyester, it’s perfect for daily use, parties, and events—lightweight, easy to clean, and vibrant wash after wash. This version is ideal for customers who love practicality without sacrificing style.

Polyester Product Details:

• Material: 100% polyester

• Sizes: 16" × 72" and 16" × 90"

• Print: One-sided vivid sublimation print

• Edges: Hemmed for a clean, durable finish

• Feel: Smooth, soft, modern fabric

• Care: Machine wash cold; tumble dry low or hang dry

🎯 FEATURE BULLET POINTS

• Confetti-style political parody artwork created exclusively for EpilepticAl

• Bright, bold print featuring podiums, microphones, flags, pens, fans, and signature swoopy hair

• Perfect for debate parties, 4th of July events, holiday dinners, and everyday humor

• Available in both classic cotton and easy-care polyester

• Makes a hilarious and unique gift for political junkies, satirists, and people who enjoy a good laugh at the dinner table