Time of Death: TBD Engraved Wooden Watch | Dark Humor & True Crime Gift for Men

Time of Death: TBD Engraved Wooden Watch | Dark Humor & True Crime Gift for Men

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Sale price  $51.99 Regular price  $119.95
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Time of Death: TBD Engraved Wooden Watch | Dark Humor & True Crime Gift for Men

Time of Death: TBD Engraved Wooden Watch | Dark Humor & True Crime Gift for Men

Sale price  $51.99 Regular price  $119.95
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Time of Death: TBD Engraved Wooden Watch

Because the final deadline hasn't been determined.

Some watches tell time. This one keeps things in perspective.

Featuring the darkly humorous engraving "Time of Death: TBD," this wooden watch combines classic style with a slightly morbid sense of humor. It's the perfect accessory for anyone who appreciates true crime, forensic mysteries, sarcastic observations, and the occasional reminder that we're all working with an unspecified deadline.

The rich sandalwood case features natural wood grain, making every watch slightly different. A genuine black leather strap adds a classic, understated look, while the engraved message on the back delivers an unexpected punchline.

Powered by reliable Japanese quartz movement and protected by hardened mineral crystal, this watch is made for everyday wear. Its lightweight construction makes it comfortable without sacrificing style.

Whether you're shopping for a true crime enthusiast, a forensic science fan, a mortician with a sense of humor, or someone who simply appreciates a good existential joke, this watch makes a memorable conversation piece.

And because it arrives in a gift box, it's ready for birthdays, Father's Day, holidays, or those special occasions when a traditional sentimental message just won't do.

Product Features

  • Exclusive engraved design: "Time of Death: TBD" on the back of the watch

  • Natural sandalwood case: Each watch features its own unique wood grain

  • Japanese quartz movement: Reliable, accurate timekeeping

  • 45mm case: A substantial yet comfortable everyday size

  • Hardened mineral crystal: Protects the watch face

  • Genuine black leather strap: Classic styling with a secure pin buckle

  • Band length: 10.24" (26 cm)

  • Lightweight design: Approximately 1.1 oz

  • IPX4 water resistance: Resistant to splashes, but not suitable for swimming or submersion

  • Gift-ready packaging: Ships in a gift box

Perfect For

  • True crime fans and armchair detectives

  • Forensic science and criminal investigation enthusiasts

  • Morticians, coroners, and funeral industry professionals

  • Fans of dark humor and sarcastic accessories

  • Unique birthday and Father's Day gifts

  • Anyone with an appreciation for life's questionable timing

The time is certain. The deadline isn't.

One more won’t hurt:

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