Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor

Product Description

Soft light, bold confidence, and unmistakable satire—this Light Cube Lamp turns illumination into commentary. Wrapped in a warm red-to-cream gradient, the cube glows with calm intensity while the sides feature a playful, poem-style parody that reads like reassurance delivered with absolute certainty.

The matte-coated surface diffuses light evenly, giving the lamp a steady, ambient glow that feels intentional rather than overwhelming. The printed verse adds personality without shouting, making it a natural fit for living rooms, offices, reading nooks, or anywhere humor and atmosphere coexist.

Lightweight and versatile, this cube lamp can be used as a hanging pendant or plugged in as a statement light. It works equally well as décor, conversation starter, or gift for those who appreciate political satire served warm—very calm, very good.

Poem Printed on the Lamp

The light is tremendous, powerful, bright,
The best kind of glow, people say it’s right.
So strong, so perfect, an incredible sight,
Very calm. Very good. Enjoy the light.

Product Features

• Vivid, crisp print with smooth red-to-cream gradient

• Matte-coated 210µ polyester film — thin, flexible, and resilient

• Cube shape designed to glow evenly on all sides

• Two size options: approx. 11.7" or 7.7" cube dimensions

• Choice of cords:

  • Standard plug-in (US or EU)

  • Pendant cord (no plug) for ceiling installation

• Recommended bulbs: LED or CFL

  • 10W for larger cube

  • 6W for smaller cube

• Bulb not included

Care Instructions

• The lamp arrives with the shade packed upside down inside the box.

• Following the instructions printed on the inner flaps: remove the plastic ring, remove the shade, turn it right side up, then secure it back to the socket with the ring.

• Wipe gently with a soft, dry cloth to remove dust.

📦 Production & Shipping Notice

This lamp is made to order and produced by one of our international manufacturing partners. Because each piece is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take up to two weeks, and occasionally longer. Slight variations in color saturation or finish are part of its handcrafted character. Made-to-order production helps reduce waste and ensures each lamp is created with care.

Disclaimer

This product is intended as political satire and parody. All humor is expressive commentary and is not affiliated with or endorsed by any political candidate, party, or organization.