Vaccinated Still Avoiding Humans Bigfoot Sweatshirt | Funny Sasquatch Crewneck

Vaccinated? Check. Ready to socialize? Absolutely not.

This funny Bigfoot sweatshirt features a colorful retro-style design of Sasquatch walking away from a vaccination clinic beneath the words “Vaccinated. Still Avoiding Humans.” Perfect for introverts, Bigfoot enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers the great outdoors to unnecessary human interaction.

Made from a soft, garment-dyed cotton blend, this relaxed-fit crewneck has a comfortable, broken-in feel that's perfect for camping trips, cabin weekends, running errands, or staying home and avoiding everyone. With its vintage-inspired artwork and sarcastic humor, it's a fun gift for cryptid lovers, socially selective friends, and anyone whose social battery is permanently running low.

Product Features

• Soft cotton blend: 80% ring-spun cotton and 20% polyester.

• Medium-heavy fabric: 9.5 oz fabric provides comfortable warmth.

• Relaxed fit: Easygoing silhouette for everyday wear and layering.

• Durable construction: Stretch ribbed collar, cuffs, and hem with reinforced neck seam.

• Garment-dyed comfort: Soft, lived-in appearance with low-impact dyes certified to OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30°C or 90°F).

• Non-chlorine bleach as needed.

• Tumble dry on low heat.

• Do not iron.

• Do not dry clean.