Vaccinated! Still Avoiding Humans Bigfoot T-Shirt | Funny Sasquatch Tee
Vaccinated. Still avoiding humans. Bigfoot gets it.
Even Sasquatch knows there's a difference between protecting your health and actually wanting to socialize! Our Vaccinated! Still Avoiding Humans Bigfoot T-Shirt combines vaccination humor, cryptid folklore, and a healthy appreciation for personal space.
The colorful retro-inspired graphic features a sunglasses-wearing Bigfoot, backpack in tow, happily walking away from a vaccination clinic and back toward the peace and quiet of the woods. It's the perfect shirt for introverts, Bigfoot believers, camping enthusiasts, and anyone who prefers trees over crowds.
Made from lightweight, soft ring-spun cotton, this classic-fit tee offers everyday comfort with a smooth surface that shows off the detailed design. Wear it camping, hiking, exploring the outdoors, or just avoiding unnecessary human interaction.
Product Features
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Lightweight, 100% ring-spun cotton in solid colors
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Heather and select colors contain blended fibers
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Classic unisex fit with a comfortable crew neckline
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Tubular knit construction without side seams
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Ribbed collar and shoulder tape for shape retention
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Tear-away label for added comfort
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Made with ethically grown US cotton
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OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified
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Colorful retro Bigfoot and vaccination clinic graphic
Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (maximum 30°C/90°F) with similar colors
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Do not bleach
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Tumble dry on low heat
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Iron or steam on low heat; avoid ironing directly over the design
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Do not dry clean
Because being vaccinated doesn't mean you have to be social.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |