Wreck the Tree & Blame the Puppy Candle | Funny Christmas Cat Candle

“Wreck the tree.
Blame the puppy.
FA LA LA LA LA…”

A holiday strategy. Time-tested. Cat-approved.

This candle captures the true spirit of the season: chaos, denial, and absolutely zero accountability. The tree didn’t stand a chance, and somehow… it’s still not the cat’s fault.

Light it and let the festivities begin. Carefully. Or not.

Why You’ll Love It:

• 100% natural soy wax blend for a clean, cozy burn
• 50–60 hour burn time to survive peak holiday chaos
• Cotton wick for a smooth, steady flame
• Festive design with elite-level cat logic
• Nine scent options to match your holiday mood

Light It and Accept What’s About to Happen
Perfect for decorating, gifting, or mentally preparing for ornaments to mysteriously relocate themselves to the floor.

Because it’s not a real Christmas until something gets knocked over.

Product Features:

• 100% natural soy wax blend
• 100% cotton wick
• 9oz glass jar
• 50–60 hour burn time
• Glossy permanent adhesive label
• ASTM safety compliant
• Assembled in the USA

Size:

• Height: 3.50"
• Diameter: 2.80"

Care Instructions:

• Burn within sight
• Keep away from children, pets, and flammable materials

Production & Shipping Notice (POD):
This product is made to order. It may take a little longer to arrive, but it helps reduce overproduction and waste. Festive. Intentional. Not the cat’s fault.