You Saw Nothing Bigfoot & Cat Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Some things in the woods are better left unexplained.
The You Saw Nothing tee features a shadowy Bigfoot and his equally suspicious black cat companion peeking from behind an evergreen, surrounded by a deep woodland scene. It’s subtle enough to look like a classic outdoors graphic at first glance, but anyone who takes a closer look gets the joke.
Made from 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton, this garment-dyed tee has the soft, broken-in feel of a shirt you’ve owned for years. The heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric gives it substance without sacrificing comfort, while the relaxed, pre-shrunk fit makes it an easy everyday choice.
Wear it camping, hiking, around the fire, or anywhere you might need plausible deniability about what you saw in the woods.
Available in White, Ivory, Bay, Chambray, Orchid, and Blossom.
Product Features
- 100% ring-spun U.S. cotton for soft, lasting comfort
- Heavyweight 6.1 oz fabric
- Garment-dyed for a washed color and lived-in texture
- Relaxed, pre-shrunk fit
- Double-needle stitching for added durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams
- Sewn-in label
- Available in sizes S–4XL
- Offered in White, Ivory, Bay, Chambray, Orchid, and Blossom
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold, maximum 30°C or 90°F
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry on low heat
- Iron or steam on low heat
- Do not dry clean
Age Group: Adult
Gender: Unisex
Material: 100% Ring-Spun U.S. Cotton
Colors: White, Ivory, Bay, Chambray, Orchid, Blossom
Pattern: Graphic
Fit: Relaxed
Sleeve Length: Short Sleeve
Neckline: Crew Neck
Style: Casual / Outdoors / Novelty
Theme: Bigfoot, Sasquatch, Black Cat, Cryptid, Forest
Condition: New
Custom Product: Yes
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |