Yugeology Department Blanket – Great American University Parody Throw
📝 Product Description
Wrap yourself in unapologetic academic satire. This soft, cozy blanket features the Yugeology Department crest from Great American University, printed cleanly against a bold yellow background for maximum visual impact. Equal parts comfort and commentary, it’s designed for couches, beds, dorm rooms, or offices where irony is appreciated and subtlety is optional.
With a velveteen front for vibrant detail and a brushed backing for extra softness, this blanket delivers warmth without bulk. Whether you’re lounging, gifting, or making a statement without saying a word, this piece earns tenure in any space.
Perfect for fans of political parody, tongue-in-cheek academia, or anyone who appreciates comfort with a wink.
✨ Product Features
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Velveteen front with brushed reverse for extra softness
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High-detail, full-color print on one side
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Medium heavy-weight fabric (approx. 300 g/m²) — warm but not bulky
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Durable double-needle topstitching on all seams
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100% polyester (83/17 polyester-spandex option available)
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Meets safety and chemical compliance standards
📏 Available Sizes
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Small – Ideal for lap use, office chairs, or travel
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Medium – Perfect couch throw or accent blanket
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Large – Generous coverage for beds or full-body lounging
🧼 Care Instructions
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Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
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Hand washing recommended to extend print quality
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Tumble dry low
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Do not bleach
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Do not iron
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Do not dry clean
📦 Production & Shipping
This blanket is made to order. Production times may vary slightly, helping reduce waste while ensuring each blanket is created just for you.
⚠️ Disclaimer
This product is intended as political satire and parody. It is not affiliated with or endorsed by any university, institution, or organization.
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