💤 2026 Calendar – Mind Unplugged: A Year of Rest and Reset
by EpilepticAL.com
Give your brain the break it deserves — and laugh while you do it.
The Mind Unplugged 2026 Calendar from EpilepticAL.com is a witty, self-care-themed reminder that slowing down isn’t weakness — it’s wisdom. Each month pairs vibrant original EpilepticAL artwork with cheeky affirmations about rest, boundaries, naps, and emotional rebooting.
Perfect for anyone navigating life with epilepsy, stress, or just too many tabs open, this calendar mixes humor, honesty, and awareness. Hang it proudly as a daily permission slip to unplug, unwind, and unapologetically chill.
🗓️ Monthly Highlights
Each page brings a grin and a gentle nudge to recharge:
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January – Power Down to Power Up
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February – Do Not Disturb (Unless Snacks)
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March – Nap Goals: Olympic Level
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April – Decline the Drama
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May – Overthinking is Cardio, and I’m Fit Enough
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June – Halfway There, Half-Asleep
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July – Quiet Quits & Cat Naps
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August – Recharge. Don’t React.
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September – Schedule the Breakdown Before It Schedules You
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October – Broom Hair, Don’t Care
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November – Gratitude & Great Blankets
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December – Hibernate Responsibly
📋 Product Features
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🌀 Easy Display: Hanging hole and wire coil binding for smooth page flips and wall mounting.
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📅 Premium Quality: Printed on thick 270 gsm paper with a semi-gloss finish for durability and vibrant color.
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🎨 Bright & Crisp: Utilizes advanced printing tech for art that pops and uplifts your space.
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🌱 Eco-Friendly: Recyclable once the binding wire is removed.
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📏 Perfect Size: 10.8" × 8.4" (27.4 cm × 21.3 cm) — fits beautifully on any wall.
💜 Because even superheroes need nap breaks.
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10.8" x 8.4" |
| Width, in |
10.79 |
| Height (Closed), in |
8.39 |
| Height (Open), in |
16.93 |
| Depth, in |
0.16 |