Catsplaining the Year – 2026 Funny Cat Calendar | EpilepticAL

🗓️ Month-by-Month “Catsplanations”

January – “New Year, New Excuses.”

Resolution: be less destructive. Reality: the blinds had it coming.

February – “Love Language: Inconvenience.”

Nothing says affection like sitting on your laptop mid-Zoom call.

March – “Spring Cleaning? Bold of You.”

Please remove my fur from the couch again. I insist.

April – “Accountability Is Optional.”

You say ‘accident.’ I say ‘statement piece.’

May – “Boundaries Are for Dogs.”

If I can reach it, it’s mine. If I can’t, I’ll still try.

June – “Resting Purr Face.”

Smiling is for the emotionally unstable.

July – “Independent Since Birth.”

Don’t tell me what to do. Or do. I’ll ignore you either way.

August – “Productivity? Never Heard of Her.”

If lying down were a sport, I’d be undefeated.

September – “School of Hard Knocks (Off Tables).”

Gravity is a social construct.

October – “Witchy by Nature.”

Every broom is my ride. Every full moon, my spotlight.

November – “Thankful for Me.”

You’re welcome for my presence at the dinner table.

December – “The Tree Is Temporary.”

Joy to the world. Destruction to the ornaments.

🎁 Perfect For

• Cat lovers with a sense of humor

• People owned by cats

• Office, home, or gift calendars

• Anyone who secretly agrees cats are right

🧾 Product Features

• 12-month wall calendar featuring original AI-assisted feline artwork

• Hanging hole and wire coil binding for easy flipping

• Printed on thick 270 gsm paper with a semi-gloss finish

• Eco-friendly: recyclable when binding wire is removed

• Dimensions: 10.8" × 8.4" (27.4 cm × 21.3 cm)

Disclaimer: Artwork created with the assistance of AI under the creative direction of EpilepticAL.com.