Some policies are suggestions.
This one is law.
“The Nap Directive” lays it out clearly:
Under no circumstances shall anyone interrupt scheduled ████████.
Addendum: This includes texts, calls, and enthusiasm.
Printed in a clean, document-style layout with redacted lines for dramatic effect, this unisex tee is for serious nappers, boundary setters, introverts, overworked humans, and anyone who understands that rest is not optional. It is constitutional.
Soft, relaxed, and easy to wear, this shirt makes a quiet statement while you are very intentionally not responding.
Perfect for work-from-home warriors, parents, college students, and anyone reclaiming their nap era.
Unisex fit
Soft, breathable cotton blend
Classic crew neck
Relaxed everyday silhouette
Durable print with crisp text and blackout-style bars
True to size
Comfortable for lounging, errands, or officially ignoring notifications
Pairs well with sweatpants, coffee, and Do Not Disturb mode
Machine wash cold, inside out
Tumble dry low
Do not iron directly on design
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
