Executive Hair Forecast 2026 Desktop Calendar

📝 Product Description

Give your desk the briefing it deserves. The Executive Hair Forecast 2026 Desktop Calendar turns every month into a dramatic weather report for one very determined swoop. Each page features a minimalist black silhouette behind a podium with bold gold hair reacting to the “conditions” of the season: winter gusts, spring chaos, summer wilt, election turbulence, and holiday static that’s equal parts festive and unstable.

A compact, cheeky desktop calendar, it brings humor and personality to any workspace. This 2026 grid calendar stands on a sturdy black tent card and flips easily on a durable metal spiral. The thick 250 gsm matte pages keep colors bright and crisp without glare, so the artwork and month grids stay clean and legible between meetings, deadlines, and “emergency” snack breaks. At 10" x 5", it fits neatly on a crowded desk, bookshelf, or reception counter and keeps the whole year visible at a glance.

Product Features

• Bright, crisp colors using modern print techniques

• Black metal spiral binding with matching tent-card backing

• Thick 250 gsm matte paper for a premium feel

• Compact one-size format: 10" x 5" (25 cm x 12.5 cm)

• Full 2026 month grid with all twelve swoop-weather illustrations

• Assembled in the USA

Whether you love political parody, clean graphic design, or just need a little comic relief while you pretend to be productive, this calendar delivers executive-level satire all year long.