Carry your essentials with a wink and a swoop. This sturdy accessory pouch delivers everyday function with a bold dose of political parody. Made from smooth, shape-holding spun polyester and lined with a protective non-woven laminate, it keeps your makeup, chargers, pens, receipts, or road-trip must-haves neatly tucked away without sagging or warping.

The diagonal header stripe adds punch, while the cheeky swoop graphic and playful text deliver the perfect hit of humor. Finished with a gold zipper pull for a polished touch, this lightweight pouch moves effortlessly from purse to car console to office drawer. Durable, vibrant, and unapologetically extra—just like the hair that inspired it.

Product Features

• 100% spun polyester — holds its shape and resists wrinkles

• Non-woven laminate lining for added structure and durability

• Vibrant full-color printing for crisp, long-lasting graphics

• Durable zipper closure with gold-colored puller

• Available in multiple sizes

• Assembled in the USA from globally sourced components

Care Instructions

• Remove all items before cleaning

• Pretreat stains with a gentle remover if needed

• Mix warm water with mild detergent and clean using a terry cloth or soft brush

• Let air dry completely