Swoop Guy “Very Legal. Very Cool.” Embroidered Dad Hat – Political Parody Cap

Subtle. Stitched. Statement-ready.

This unstructured cotton dad hat features Swoop Guy front and center with the phrase “Very Legal. Very Cool.” embroidered for maximum understatement and maximum recognition. Clean lines, confident posture, and that unmistakable swoop make this cap equal parts satire and style.

The relaxed 6-panel construction gives it that perfectly broken-in feel from day one. Lightweight, breathable, and easy to adjust, it works for rallies, grocery runs, beach days, or anywhere you prefer your commentary stitched instead of shouted.

The precurved visor keeps the look classic. The adjustable self-fabric strap with antique-brass buckle ensures a comfortable, custom fit. It’s political parody you can throw on and go.

Low-profile. High awareness.

Product Features:

• Unstructured 6-panel cotton body with embroidered design

• Eyelets for breathability

• Precurved Permacurv® visor with matching underbill and 4-row stitching

• Adjustable self-fabric hideaway strap with antique-brass buckle and grommet

• Sewn-in label and brand sticker on visor for authenticity

• 100% cotton construction (Green Camo variant 65% polyester / 35% cotton)

Care Instructions:

• Spot clean using warm water and dish soap

• Do not soak entire hat

• Use a soft bristled brush for stubborn areas

• Air dry

Production & Shipping Notice:
This hat is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Production and shipping times may vary slightly.