Epilepsy Awareness, Cat Love, & Sarcasm
Not Subtle.
Not Loud.
Just Right.
Original Designs
Made for the Uncommon




Ghostly Cats Halloween Blanket - Plush for Cozy Nights
Halloween Napkins with Cats & Pumpkins Design for Spooky Celebrations
Happy Halloween Cat Long Sleeve Tee for Festive Cat Lovers
Ghost & Cat Pillow — Friendly Haunt, Cozy Company
Fall Cat Lady Cropped Pullover Sweatshirt for Cozy Autumn Vibes
Whimsical Fall Kitty Fleece Sweatshirt for Cozy Autumn Wear
One Big Beautiful Board – Parody Slate & Acacia Charcuterie Set
Political Parody “Official Gift Wrapping Paper of Winners” – Tremendous Seal Pattern
“Transparency. Integrity. Tremendous Water Pressure.” Shower Curtain
The Best Bag. Huge. Tremendous. — Black & Gold Weekender Bag
“World-Class Snowflakes” Political Parody Gift Wrap
Combover Eagle Pillow — Patriotic, Parodied, Perfectly Unbothered
Big Beautiful Birthday Gift Bag for Memorable Celebrations
Big Beautiful Birthday Gift Wrapping Paper Roll
Big Beautiful Badass Unisex Garment-Dyed T-Shirt
Big Beautiful Griller Cotton Apron – Cookout Authority Edition
Classic Sasquatch's Cat Embroidered Unisex Polo Shirt
Beanie Hat (Embroidered Sasquatch and Cat Design)
Purple Ribbon “AWARE” Morse Code Keepsake Box – Epilepsy Awareness
“AWARE” Morse Code Necklace – Heart Bar Pendant
Lavender “Turn the Page” Metal Bookmark – Epilepsy Awareness
“Rising. Always.” Purple Phoenix Epilepsy-Awareness Jewelry Box
Rising Always Epilepsy Awareness Phoenix Ribbon Sweatshirt
“Light in the Storm” Epilepsy Awareness Black Jewelry Box
Epilepsy Awareness “Brain Storms & Heart Fire” Unisex Sweatshirt
Steady. Strong. Unshakeable. — Epilepsy Awareness Sweatshirt
Purple Sodalite “HOPE” Morse Code Epilepsy Awareness Bracelet
“HOPE” Morse Code Epilepsy Awareness Jewelry Box
Epilepsy Awareness Morse-Code “HOPE” Tablecloth – Purple Ribbon Pattern
Epilepsy Awareness “HOPE” Morse Code Table Runner – Purple Ribbon Design
Epilepsy Awareness “HOPE” Morse Code Men’s Joggers – Purple Ribbon
Neurons & Ribbons Epilepsy Awareness Women’s Leggings
“I Can SEIZE the Day — Literally!” Epilepsy Awareness
Cute Cat Lover Doormat – Knock Softly Entryway Mat
Open Meow Cat Cushion — Loud Face, Soft Landing
Fading Pawprints Cat Metal Bookmark – Brushed Aluminum
“Rest Is Productive” Minimalist Cat Sweatshirt – Comfort Fleece Pullover
Elegant Cat Mom Keepsake Box with Glossy Black Finish
Authorized Personnel Only Presidential-Parody Welcome Mat
“Make Politics Boring Again” Parody Mug – Two-Tone Ceramic Coffee Cup
Make Politics Boring Again – Anti-Chaos Sweatshirt
“Polls Are In — I’m 100% Tired of Everybody” Political Parody Mug
“Polls Are In—I'm 100% Tired of Everybody” 40oz Parody Travel Mug
Elegant Cat Mom Keepsake Box with Glossy Black Finish
“State of the Dinner Table” Political Parody Table Runner
Political Parody Presidential Seal Wall Clock – 10" Round, White Frame & Hands
Make America Purr Again T-Shirt – Funny Cat Parody Tee
Swoop & Stripes Parody Tee – Unisex Soft Cotton T-Shirt
One Big Beautiful Board – Parody Slate & Acacia Charcuterie Set
Parody Paddle Cutting Board – “Chop Like a Leader”
Mock Presidential Seal Makeup Pouch – “Perfect Face. Perfect Pouch.”
“So Much Swoop, So Little Space” – Political Parody Accessory Bag
MEET AL
AL wasn’t just a cat. He was the heart behind EpilepticAL.com.
Diagnosed with idiopathic epilepsy at a young age, AL inspired a mission built around awareness, understanding, and hope. Life with epilepsy was not always easy, but AL showed resilience every day. Between seizures, he was affectionate, goofy, stubborn, funny, and full of personality.
AL passed away in 2023 while being held and loved by his mom, the founder of this shop. His legacy now lives on through original products for people who support epilepsy awareness, love cats, appreciate sarcasm, and enjoy poking fun at government rules, official seals, and unnecessary bureaucracy. Because we are pretty sure AL would have made fun of bureaucracy too, had he not been born a cat.
Every purchase helps honor AL’s memory, spread epilepsy awareness, and bring a little more kindness, humor, and delightfully unofficial nonsense into the world.

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