Alternate Reality Department Embroidered Hat – Satirical Seal Cap

Official-looking. Entirely fictional. Comfortably confident.

The Alternate Reality Department Embroidered Hat delivers crisp satire wrapped in a clean, classic silhouette. Featuring a detailed embroidered seal on the front and a subtle U.S. map accent on the side, this hat looks like it belongs in a government briefing — from an alternate universe.

Made from soft, durable cotton with a structured front panel, it’s designed for everyday wear without taking itself too seriously. Adjustable, breathable, and intentionally ambiguous, this cap is perfect for people who appreciate dry humor, quiet commentary, and accessories that reward a second look.

Wear it straight-faced. That’s part of the joke.

⭐ Product Features

• Soft, durable cotton fabric for everyday comfort

• Structured front panel with a clean, classic silhouette

• Adjustable strap for a customizable fit

• High-quality embroidered design with crisp, lasting detail

• Lightweight and breathable for all-season wear

🧼 Care Instructions

• Spot clean only

• Do not bleach

• Do not tumble dry

• Do not iron directly on embroidery

📦 Production & Shipping Notice

This hat is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Production and shipping times may vary slightly.