Certified Six-Seven Seal Wood Earrings – Political Parody Statement Dangles

Product description:
These round statement earrings deliver bold political parody in a lightweight, wearable form. Crafted from copper-plated white K+ log wood, each piece features the “Certified Six-Seven” seal layered over a distressed U.S. flag backdrop. The result is graphic, satirical, and unapologetically eye-catching without being heavy or uncomfortable. Laser-cut for smooth edges and finished for long-lasting color, these earrings hang easily from classic hook hardware and add instant personality to everyday outfits or special occasions. Whether worn casually or styled for events, they’re designed for those who enjoy sharp design, humor, and conversation-starting accessories.

Product features:

• Copper-plated white K+ log (wood) construction

• Lightweight design for comfortable all-day wear

• Smooth, laser-cut finish with no burrs

• Round dangle silhouette with bold printed graphic

• Non-toxic materials, gentle on sensitive ears

• Durable print with longer color retention

• Easy hook-style ear wires

Care instructions:

• Wipe clean regularly with a damp cloth

• Do not soak or submerge in water

• Store in a dry place when not in use

Assembly note:
To prevent damage during shipping, earrings may require simple assembly upon arrival. If you need assistance, please contact us and we’ll be happy to help.

Sizing note:
Measurements are taken with the product laid flat. Minor variations of 2–4 mm may occur due to different measurement methods.

Production & shipping disclaimer:
This item is made to order and produced by one of our international manufacturing partners. Because each pair is created specifically for your order, production and shipping may take up to 2–3 weeks. Slight variations in color, print placement, or size may occur due to natural materials, production batches, and printing processes. These variations are normal and are not considered defects.

Mockup disclaimer:
Images shown are for reference only. Final product appearance may vary slightly from on-screen previews.