Even Horizontal by Candlelight – Political Parody Candle

Product Description

Some silhouettes speak for themselves.

The Even Horizontal by Candlelight candle delivers understated political parody with a steady, confident burn. Featuring a familiar profile set against a distressed American flag and the line “Even horizontal by candlelight, still dominant,” this design leans into visual satire without spelling anything out.

It’s clever. It’s absurd. It’s intentionally vague — and that’s the point. Perfect for desks, bookshelves, gift exchanges, or anyone who appreciates humor that whispers instead of yells.

Product Features

• Premium soy wax blend for a clean, consistent burn

• Clear glass vessel with a minimalist, modern silhouette

• High-quality printed design with crisp, lasting detail

• Long-lasting burn ideal for daily ambiance or gifting

• Designed to complement both cozy and contemporary spaces

Care Instructions

• Place on a heat-safe surface before lighting

• Trim wick to ¼" prior to each use

• Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time

• Keep away from drafts, pets, and unattended areas

Production & Shipping Notice

This candle is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Production and shipping times may vary slightly.