I Know Cheese Charcuterie Board – Funny Engraved Board

🧀 I Know Cheese. I Have the Best Cheese. Everyone Says It.

Engraved Acacia & Slate Charcuterie Board

by EpilepticAL.com

Bring a touch of presidential confidence to your next party with this tremendously classy engraved charcuterie board from EpilepticAL.com.
Laser-engraved with the iconic brag, “I Know Cheese. I Have the Best Cheese. Everyone Says It.”, this board adds humor and swagger to any spread — because nothing says luxury like cheddar and confidence served together.

Crafted from richly grained acacia wood with a removable slate center, it’s as functional as it is funny. Two matching acacia-handled cheese knives fit neatly into carved slots, keeping everything tidy and impressive. Whether you’re gifting it, displaying it, or serving your “best cheese,” this board always gets people talking — and laughing.

🪵 Product features

• Removable slate serving surface with light-grey engraved design

• Durable acacia wood frame that resists wear and develops a warm patina

• Includes two acacia-handled cheese knives stored in carved slots

• Crisp laser engraving for lasting contrast and humor

• Hand wash only; not dishwasher safe

🧼 Care instructions

• Hand wash with mild soap and warm water

• Dry immediately; oil acacia wood occasionally to preserve finish

💬 Design details

The phrase “I Know Cheese. I Have the Best Cheese. Everyone Says It.” is engraved into the slate in bold, legible serif font for a clean, timeless look. Optional personalization (short name or date) can be added below the main text.

💡 Perfect for

• Hosts who love to entertain with humor

• Political parody fans and foodies

• Housewarming, wedding, or gag gifts

• Wine nights, dinner parties, and snack diplomacy