United Scents of America – Political Parody Scented Glass Candle

Bold branding. Neutral fragrance. Absolutely no unity guaranteed.

The United Scents of America candle is a tongue-in-cheek take on patriotic branding, designed for people who appreciate irony, ambiance, and a little political side-eye. Featuring a clean, modern label with a stylized flame and stars-and-stripes motif, this candle delivers commentary without raising its voice.

Poured with a premium soy wax blend, it offers a clean, consistent burn in a minimalist clear glass vessel that fits seamlessly into both cozy homes and contemporary spaces. It’s equal parts decor, conversation starter, and satire—perfect for gifting, hosting, or quietly lighting while the group chat implodes.

Light responsibly. Interpret freely.

Product Features

• Premium soy wax blend for a clean, consistent burn

• Clear glass vessel with a minimalist, modern silhouette

• High-quality printed design with crisp, lasting detail

• Long-lasting burn ideal for daily ambiance or gifting

• Designed to complement both cozy and contemporary spaces

Care Instructions

• Place on a heat-safe surface before lighting

• Trim wick to ¼" prior to each use

• Do not burn longer than 4 hours at a time

• Keep away from drafts, pets, and unattended areas

Production & Shipping Notice

This candle is made to order. Producing items on demand helps reduce waste and ensures each piece is created specifically for your order. Production and shipping times may vary slightly.