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Officially Unofficial

Some organizations make rules. We make up agencies to enforce them.

Inspired by the language, seals, departments, bureaus, commissions, and administrations of official government offices, this collection celebrates the everyday situations that somehow feel important enough to require their own paperwork. 

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From cats and coffee to adulting, casseroles, naps, and questionable life choices, every design turns ordinary experiences into matters of great administrative significance. What began as a few faux government jokes has grown into one of the signature collections at Epileptic AL. These designs are for people who appreciate dry humor, clever wordplay, vintage-inspired seals, and the idea that there really should be a Department of Strategic Casseroles or a Bureau of Low Expectations. Welcome to a collection where everything is officially approved by absolutely nobody.

Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark
Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark

Tremendously Booked – Patriotic Bookmark

$15.75
$16.25
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow
Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow

Office of Strategic Relaxation – Round Floor Pillow

$87.04
$125.75
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate
Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate

Make Turn Signals Great Again – Big Energy License Plate

$23.00
$25.75
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack
Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack

Neurostrong Carry – Epilepsy Awareness Canvas Backpack

$56.47
$61.52
Still Here – Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Standee
Still Here – Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Standee
Still Here – Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Standee
Still Here – Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Standee

Still Here – Epilepsy Awareness Acrylic Standee

$21.67
$25.67
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)
We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)

We’re Winning (So Much) – Patriotic Pickleball Paddle Set (2 Paddles + Balls)

$59.65
$65.63
Main Character at Dinner – Americana Leather Placemat
Main Character at Dinner – Americana Leather Placemat
Main Character at Dinner – Americana Leather Placemat
Main Character at Dinner – Americana Leather Placemat

Main Character at Dinner – Americana Leather Placemat

$16.12
$17.85
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions
Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions

Department of Tides Ponytail Cap | Officially Approved for Wind & Opinions

$29.06
$36.50
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior
Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior

Department of Tides Swim Trunks | Certified for Low Tide Behavior

$48.24
$50.25
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage
Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage

Department of Tides Jewelry Box – Officially Approved Treasure Storage

$55.00
$62.50
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board
Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board

Approved by the Food & Flavor Administration Cutting Board

$56.12
$65.50
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal
Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal

Department of Tides Pin Button – Office of Saltwater Affairs Coastal Seal

$9.68
$10.68
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler
Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler

Certified for Sips, Gulps, and Refills 40oz Insulated Tumbler

$46.99
$53.00
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts
Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts

Department of Motor Excellence Magnet – Officially Certified for Shortcuts

$12.91
$13.55
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)
Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)

Federal Travel Commission Suitcase — Pre-Cleared for Chaos (and Upgrades)

$170.02
$190.02
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