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Officially Unofficial

Some organizations make rules. We make up agencies to enforce them.

Inspired by the language, seals, departments, bureaus, commissions, and administrations of official government offices, this collection celebrates the everyday situations that somehow feel important enough to require their own paperwork. 

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From cats and coffee to adulting, casseroles, naps, and questionable life choices, every design turns ordinary experiences into matters of great administrative significance. What began as a few faux government jokes has grown into one of the signature collections at Epileptic AL. These designs are for people who appreciate dry humor, clever wordplay, vintage-inspired seals, and the idea that there really should be a Department of Strategic Casseroles or a Bureau of Low Expectations. Welcome to a collection where everything is officially approved by absolutely nobody.

Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody

Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Weekender Tote | Political Parody

$43.75
$45.75
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody

Associate Professor – Yugeology Department 40oz Tumbler | Political Parody

$49.75
$55.25
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody
Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody

Associate Professor – Yugeology Department Coffee Mug | Political Parody

$24.47
$26.50
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl
Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl

Six Seven Bowl – Certified Parody Serving Bowl

$35.99
$57.99
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware
Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware

Six Seven Dinner Plate – Certified Parody Servingware

$35.99
$57.99
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry
Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry

Six Seven Circle Necklace – Political Parody Statement Jewelry

$43.96
$60.99
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit
Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit

Believe Me Pickleball Set – Official-Looking Parody Paddle Kit

$59.65
$65.63
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron
Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron

Certified Six Seven Apron – Political Parody Kitchen & Grill Apron

$34.54
$39.00
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor
Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor

Certified Six Seven Table Runner – Political Parody Medallion Table Decor

$33.73
$49.00
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover
Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover

Certified Six Seven Tablecloth – Political Parody Medallion Table Cover

$33.62
$50.00
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor
Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor

Tremendous Light Cube Lamp – Political Parody Poem Lamp | Statement Lighting Decor

$143.66
$165.75
Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese
Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese
Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese
Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese
Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese
Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese

Everything’s Tremendous Charcuterie Board – Please Enjoy the Cheese

$50.50
$70.50
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous
Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous

Perfectly Portioned Charcuterie Board – Portion Size: Tremendous

$47.49
$60.50
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat
In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat

In Biggitude We Trust Dad Hat

$34.99
$39.00
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt
Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt

Truthish Crewneck Sweatshirt

$22.43
$35.75
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