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Officially Unofficial

Some organizations make rules. We make up agencies to enforce them.

Inspired by the language, seals, departments, bureaus, commissions, and administrations of official government offices, this collection celebrates the everyday situations that somehow feel important enough to require their own paperwork. 

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From cats and coffee to adulting, casseroles, naps, and questionable life choices, every design turns ordinary experiences into matters of great administrative significance. What began as a few faux government jokes has grown into one of the signature collections at Epileptic AL. These designs are for people who appreciate dry humor, clever wordplay, vintage-inspired seals, and the idea that there really should be a Department of Strategic Casseroles or a Bureau of Low Expectations. Welcome to a collection where everything is officially approved by absolutely nobody.

Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal
Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal
Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal
Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal
Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal
Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal

Clear Backpack with Radical Transparency Seal

$32.32
$37.52
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock
U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock

U.S. Bureau of Chronological Affairs Wall Clock – Bureau of Running Late Anyway – Funny Faux Seal Clock

$43.38
$52.75
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes

Women's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes

$28.88
$35.25
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes
Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes

Men's U.S. Bureau of Sock & Slipper Affairs Slippers – Faux Seal House Shoes

$28.88
$35.25
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn
Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtainn

Executive Office of Shower Operations Curtain – Patriotic Faux Seal Shower Curtain

$48.75
$60.25
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat
Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat

Department of Tremendous Success Doormat – Best Household, Everybody Knows – Faux Seal Welcome Mat

$49.95
$55.75
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)
Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)

Winning Big Vertical Bar Necklace | Sassy Political Statement (No Names Needed)

$35.99
$42.75
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection
Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection

Noted for the Record / Still Ignored Red Necktie – Political Statement Tie, The Committee Meeting Collection

$24.99
$28.00
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)
United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)

United States of Staying Right Here Body Pillow – “In Trust We Rest” Long Pillow (20×54)

$79.88
$82.75
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs

Department of Tides & Tan Lines Dad Cap – Coastal Seal Hat, Office of Saltwater Affairs

$34.99
$39.00
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs

Department of Tides & Tan Lines Beach Blanket – Coastal Seal Boho Towel, Office of Saltwater Affairs

$54.72
$58.75
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs
Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs

Department of Tides & Tan Lines Weekender Bag – Coastal Authority Beach Tote, Office of Saltwater Affairs

$49.93
$53.00
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude
U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude

U.S.A. Chaos Pattern Umbrella – Compact Patriotic Rain Shield with Attitude

$46.80
$52.00
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate
Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate

Department of Vehicular Standards License Plate – “You Gained Nothing” Faux Seal Plate

$23.00
$25.75
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover
Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover

Approved Gathering Tablecloth – “Meal In Progress” Faux Seal Table Cover

$33.62
$50.00
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