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Officially Unofficial

Some organizations make rules. We make up agencies to enforce them.

Inspired by the language, seals, departments, bureaus, commissions, and administrations of official government offices, this collection celebrates the everyday situations that somehow feel important enough to require their own paperwork. 

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From cats and coffee to adulting, casseroles, naps, and questionable life choices, every design turns ordinary experiences into matters of great administrative significance. What began as a few faux government jokes has grown into one of the signature collections at Epileptic AL. These designs are for people who appreciate dry humor, clever wordplay, vintage-inspired seals, and the idea that there really should be a Department of Strategic Casseroles or a Bureau of Low Expectations. Welcome to a collection where everything is officially approved by absolutely nobody.

“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy
“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy

“Believe Me” Official Seal Crewneck Sweatshirt – Black or Navy

$29.96
$38.44
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)
Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)

Unofficial Seal Duffel Bag – Political Parody Travel Bag (Small & Large)

$57.57
$76.00
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall
Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall

Unofficial Seal Weekender Bag – Political Parody Carryall

$43.75
$45.75
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster

Certified Six-Seven Ceramic Coaster – Political Satire Drink Coaster

$14.00
$16.50
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster
Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster

Certified Six-Seven Soapstone Car Coaster – Political Parody Cup Holder Coaster

$15.30
$17.00
Executive Profile Plush Keychain – Political Parody Soft Keychain
Executive Profile Plush Keychain – Political Parody Soft Keychain
Executive Profile Plush Keychain – Political Parody Soft Keychain
Executive Profile Plush Keychain – Political Parody Soft Keychain

Executive Profile Plush Keychain – Political Parody Soft Keychain

$25.00
$28.75
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar
Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar

Feathers & Facts: Concerned Eagle Energy – 2026 Desk Calendar

$18.64
$23.75
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish
“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish

“Trust Me” Political Parody Dog Tag Necklace – Silver or Gold Finish

$54.95
$79.95
Faceless Tie Political Parody Plush Keychain
Faceless Tie Political Parody Plush Keychain
Faceless Tie Political Parody Plush Keychain
Faceless Tie Political Parody Plush Keychain

Faceless Tie Political Parody Plush Keychain

$25.00
$28.75
Faceless Tie Political Parody Shaped Pillow
Faceless Tie Political Parody Shaped Pillow
Faceless Tie Political Parody Shaped Pillow
Faceless Tie Political Parody Shaped Pillow

Faceless Tie Political Parody Pillow — Recognizable, Reduced, Ridiculously Calm

$28.84
$31.35
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor
Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor

Certified Six-Seven Wall Clock — Everyone Agrees Political Parody Decor

$43.38
$52.75
Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design
Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design
Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design
Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design
Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design
Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design

Certified Six-Seven Jewelry & Treasure Box — Political Parody Design

$55.00
$69.50
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants
Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants

Adulting Like You Wouldn’t Believe Fleece Sweatpants

$50.63
$65.00
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition
Everyone Agrees Jewelry Travel Case – Certified Six-Seven Edition

Certified Six-Seven — Compact Travel Case

$22.37
$25.37
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad
Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charging Pad

Certified Six-Seven Wireless Charger | Everyone Agrees Desk Charger

$20.63
$25.75
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